Time to embarrass myself to the masses. Note some of these are in order, but a few are interchangeable. Also note this is all based on my impressions and my opinions. I'm putting myself out there. I will be judging women here, that's the idea. So no, I'm not body shaming or anything. And I might do males too. And yes, almost all, if not all, of these females will be either white or Asian. Just the way it goes. For reference, Emma Watson just missed the list along with a few others. Now, here's the thing. My "crushes" rarely ever stemmed purely from looks, but rather their artistry (because all of them do some form of art), who they are as a person. I mean, I have those instances where looks can just do it, they could be a terrible person, and I'd still for some reason like them. But that's rare, so let's get into it starting with the honourable mentions.
Honourable Mentions: Emma Watson, Mary Pickford, Christina Grimmie, Halsey, Selena Gomez
10. Ashley Greene
Height: 5'5'' or 165 cm
Weight: 120 pounds or 54 kilograms
Birthdate: February 21, 1987 (age 30)
Birthplace: Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Occupation: Actress, Model
Known for: The Twilight Saga, Kristy, Rogue
Comments: She looked really good with short hair... now she doesn't have it. Well, that aside, she still looks really good, and can definitely play to the sexual side much better than Ariana. Alice was honestly, the only character I loved in Twilight. She's a very talented actress, able to play various kinds of roles. Decent height. Not too tall. Her age is a bit too high, and I miss her short hair.
9. Hilary Duff
Height: 5'2'' or 157 cm
Weight: 120 pounds or 55 kg
Birthdate: September 28, 1987 (age 29)
Birthplace: Houston, Texas, United States
Occupation: Actress, Singer
Known For: Lizzie McGuire, Agent Cody Banks, Cheaper By The Dozen, Younger
Comments: Height's good, weight's good. She's a good actress, especially for comedy work. Her vocals are a step above Britney Spears, which isn't saying much. Two main problems: She's a bit too old, and the fact she's a mother. Look, Luca's cute. I just couldn't imagine having to take of care of children. Eh, at least it's still at the age before humans turn into assholes.
8. Park Gyu-ri (Gyuri)
Height: 5'4'' or 162 cm
Weight: 99 pounds or 45 kg
Birthdate: May 21, 1988 (age 28)
Birthplace: Euljiro-dong, Seoul, South Korea
Occupation: Singer, Actress, Radio personality
Known For: Girl group Kara, song "Geudaeman Bwayo" (Look Only At You)
Comments: Is pretty attractive, and is a pretty talented actress and singer. Her work with Kara was pretty good, along with her solo work. My problems would be her age, mainly. She's also a little lighter than I'd prefer weight-wise. Also, while she's attractive as a woman... she's also really cute as a boy. Okay, kill me now. Where's the devout Christians to flog me like the heathen I am?
7. Megan Lee
Weight: 105 pounds or 48 kg
Birthdate: September 18, 1995 (age 21)
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Occupation: Singer-songwriter, Actress
Known for: Make It Pop, solo music career, group XO-IQ
Comments: Oh look, another Asian. Surprised? Don't be. For once so far, her age is not a problem. Height and weight are both fine. She's pretty. I actually found her through YouTube before I saw her on Nickelodeon's Make It Pop. I haven't seen much of her acting, but she is a great singer. I hope she gets signed and becomes huge.
6. Sabrina Carpenter
Height: 4'11'' or 150 cm
Weight: 105 pounds or 48 kg
Birthdate: May 11, 1999 (age 17)
Birthplace: Leigh Valley, Pennsylvania, United States
Known for: Girl Meets World, song "Thumbs".
Comments: She's tiny. Which is great for me, being relatively small. She seems to be a nice person from what I know. She's a teen girl that actually looks like a teen girl. Doesn't look 25. Good. She also in Girls Meets World, portrays this more spunky attitude than I can see her being in real life, and I kinda like that.
5. Miranda Cosgrove
Height: 5'5'' or 165 cm
Weight: 120 pounds or 54 kg
Birthdate: May 14, 1993 (age 23)
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Occupation Actress, Singer
Known for: Drake & Josh, iCarly, Despicable Me
Comments: She was my childhood "crush" before I knew what crushes were. What can I say? Decent singer, and actress.
4. Kirstin "Kirstie" Maldonado
Height: 5'3'' or 160 cm
Weight: 145 lbs or 66 kg
Birthdate: May 16, 1992 (age 24)
Birthplace: Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Occupation: Singer
Known for: Pentatonix
Comments: Well, she's the only one of three women here to be engaged. Another being Ashley Greene, and the other one coming up later in the post. She looks good, she's actually almost overweight apparently, and looking through pictures of her, I don't see it anywhere. But since she appears to have a curvy or so figure, it probably went to hips, thighs, etc. If I was a typical male, I would like that quite a bit. But since I'm not, I'll take it or leave it. She has amazing vocals.
3. Carly Rae Jepsen
Height: 5'2'' or 157 cm
Weight: 115 pounds or 52 kg
Birthdate: November 21, 1985 (age 31)
Birthplace: Mission, British Columbia, Canada
Occupation: Singer-songwriter, Actress
Known for: "Call Me Maybe", "I Really Like You", and 'Grease: Live'
Comments: The oldest celebrity on the list, yet she actually looks young for her age. She could say she was 25 and I'd believe her. She's the cute, girl-next-door type, at least it seems that way. And the blue eyes are quite pretty (yes, I'm a sucker for blue eyes). She's nice and petite. Would I care about her age though? Maybe, can't say. And she's apparently engaged I think that's what her Facebook said, I know she's dating someone... but congrats to her!
Height: 5'1'' or 154 cm
Weight: 82 pounds or 37 kilograms
Birthdate: December 20, 1997 (age 19)
Birthplace: Hiroshima, Hiroshima Prefecture, Japan
Occupation: Singer, Idol
Known for: Babymetal
Comments: Yet another Asian. What are the odds? She's Japanese. Need I say more? I mean, she's super light, but that's common for Japanese people. She's cute too I guess. She's one of the few within my age range as well. She also seems, like Carly Rae Jepsen, pretty approachable.
Weight: 82 pounds or 37 kilograms
Birthdate: December 20, 1997 (age 19)
Birthplace: Hiroshima, Hiroshima Prefecture, Japan
Occupation: Singer, Idol
Known for: Babymetal
Comments: Yet another Asian. What are the odds? She's Japanese. Need I say more? I mean, she's super light, but that's common for Japanese people. She's cute too I guess. She's one of the few within my age range as well. She also seems, like Carly Rae Jepsen, pretty approachable.
1. Taylor Swift
Height: 5'10'' or 178 cm
Weight: 120 pounds or 54 kg
Birthdate: December 13, 1989 (age 27)
Birthplace: Reading, Pennsylvania, United States
Occupation: Singer, actress, former child model
Known for: Various songs. In acting, The Lorax, Valentine's Day, and The Giver
Comments: Okay, here are the more big "crush" moments. For several reasons. One. She is far too tall for me, I would never in my life date a woman who's 5'10'' (at best, I'm only 5'8''). Two. She's almost ten years older than me. Three. I prefer the teenage version of her over the more adult version (the hair especially). And oddly enough, I wouldn't even care. She's beautiful in my opinion, she's a very good songwriter, good at instruments. And seems like she's someone with a good heart. Wear heels if you want, Taylor! You rock 'em!
And yeah, that was my most embarrassing moment of this blog. If anyone does read this, especially if they get to the end, don't make fun of me too much, okay?
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